Phobias

Everyone has that one thing, or lots of things, that totally freak you out. There are the typical and the unique. Whatever they are there is definately one thing that goes along any phobia...humor!
I'll start...
I have two things that come to mind. The first is feet, gross feet to be exact. It didn't matter how hot a guy was - if he has funky feet - forget it. Hairy toes, smelly feet, long toe nails, snagle toes, junk under his nails, yuck, yuck, YUCK!!! It's not just guy's feet but any feet in general.
The second thing is, I don't quite know how to say it so I just be blunt...pubes!
Oh I hate them!!! They freak me out worse than feet!!! I was at a mutual friends condo. I had to pee. I held it for as long as I could. I knew I was taking a risk, due to the fact that there were three guys living in there and only one had a girlfriend. Well lets just say it looked like someone threw a "pube" birds nest in a fan that exploded all over the bathroom!!! I "hover peed" and got the hell out of there! I smothered my hands in hand sanitizer and dry heaved a couple times...eewwwww!! There is also "pube" soap. Ever seen that? It's when the bar of soap in the shower is sprinkled with random pubes! Very nice!!

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Permalink Reply by Egeria on January 15, 2009 at 11:29pm: Yes...but at least you did it!! I've crossed shaky bridges but never tried to swim with crocodiles!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Brandi on January 3, 2009 at 1:41am: Hm. I don't feel quite so badly now. My friends harass me constantly about my phobias.

I am TERRIFIED of ventriloquists' dummies. I can't even let my friends' kids watch the Goosebumps episode about one when I'm babysitting. Strangely enough, though, clowns don't bother me.

I also have a fear of heights, but only if I'm still. I love rollercoasters once they get moving (though I'm scared to death beforehand) but cannot stand on top of a ladder or come near the edge of a balcony. I'm even iffy on escalators, I guess because they move so slowly.

I think my strangest one, though, has to be my fear of earthworms crawling in my eye sockets. There's no rationalizing this one.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by SpazzAttack on January 3, 2009 at 8:25am: Yes, those puppet things are creepy. You turn your back and next thing you know, their wooden eyes are fixed on you.

I can understand your fear of heights when you're not moving. I think it's the suspense of what's gonna happen next. Whenever I'm at the top of a ferris wheel, it suddenly jolts and starts, and its almost like my heart jumps out of my chest.

I don't know about the earthworms though, and I don't know how you developed that fear.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Egeria on January 15, 2009 at 11:31pm: Ooooh you should YouTube Derren Brown, he's this magician...he did this thing with a dummy. I'm not afraid of them but it literally freaked me out! On second thought, maybe you shouldn't.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Marie-Line on January 10, 2009 at 3:45am: Well im agoraphobic at 100 Per cent wich is a real to me !!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Ciara on January 13, 2009 at 3:04pm: Yes!! Thank GOD!! People make fun of me so often because I cannot deal with feet. Ugh! It's not necessarily that a person's feet are ugly or gross or smelly or they have landgrabbers (long toes) but....Just in general, they make me cringe.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by SpazzAttack on July 23, 2009 at 6:24am: Same thing with my cousin!! She cannot stand feet at all. And, like you said, they don't have to be ugly or gross or anything, she just hates them. When she and her mom are sitting at a table, her mom touches her on the leg with her foot and she freaks out!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Death Princess on July 16, 2009 at 12:50am: Hey,
I can see where the Pubes and Feet came from, Pube soap i admit is the GROSSEST thing EVER!

Here goes, I have a fear of spiders and yes this going to sound dumb but also this little dark spot in one place of my backyard where at night its like NO light gets there at all even if the yard lights are on feels like your being watched..
Reminds me of some weird horror movie!

Love your post :)
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Permalink Reply by Honor on August 19, 2009 at 7:17am: OK my phobias are FEET!!!! I cannot stand them... even the thought of touching them is gross it freaks me out having to touch my own...!!!! eugh...
Im scared of Red cars... have been since I was little ... no idea why... everytime I see one I either hide or look away!!! eugh... I feel like im gonna die in a red car...
I am terrified of Thunder and Lightning... I have panic attacks...
I hate being in the dark, theres just too many shadows and staying near a graveyard does nothing to help that fear...
I cant be near clowns... Nightmares... I was tapped on the shoulder by one not long ago in the street and I screamed my heart out... I was sooo embarrassed!!!
Spiders, heights all that Im scared of... OMFG... I should just be scared of everything lol...; ▶ Reply to This